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The Relaxation Integration

Season 11 Episode 03

Teleplay by Story by

         Maria Ferrari                   Chuck Lorre 

     &                                  &

            Andy Gordon                   Steve Holland

     &                                  &

                 Tara Hernandez               Adam Faberman

 

COLD OPEN

SCENE A

ATOM CUT TO

APARTMENT 4A

(Leonard, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Bernadette, Amy)

SITTING IN LIVING ROOM, PLAYING A CARD GAME.

SHELDON: Mmmmm, some news of our wedding, I have sent you all a save the date email.

PENNY:  Oooooooo, exciting, you guys picked a date?

SHELDON: Better, I picked 80 dates. And, I need you to save them all, until we narrow it down.

AMY: I thought we agreed on June fifteenth.

SHELDON: That’s the day after Flag day, everyone will be partied out.

HOWARD: It’s a date, just pick one.

SHELDON: It’s not just a date, it’s a textbook optimization problem.  There is a perfect date. Just like there is a perfect room temperature, and a perfect desert.

PENNY: Hmmmm, there is no perfect desert.

SHELDON: Yellow cake, in the shape of a dinosaur, with chocolate frosting, a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side, not touching.  You’ll see, you’ll have it at our wedding.    

AMY(deadpan): You wanna bet?

SHELDON: You give me enough time, I can do the same thing with a wedding date. It needs to be on the weekend, not near any of your birthdays, or the weekend of Comic-con.

LEONARD: Ohhhhhhh, you could get married at Comic-con.

AMY, BERNADETTE, PENNY (together): Noooooo.

AMY: We just need a weekend date that’s completely boring and uneventful.

BERNADETTE: Too bad you didn’t get your ducks in a row, because tonight would have been perfect.

 

CUT TO

OPENING TITLES

ACT 1

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE B

AMY AND SHELDON’S BEDROOM

(Amy, Sheldon)

AMY AND SHELDON SLEEPING, SHELDON DREAMING.

DREAM CUT TO

AMY AND SHELDON’S APARTMENT LIVING AREA

(Amy, Sheldon)

AMY AT ISLAND, WORKING, SHELDON ENTERS FROM BEDROOM.


SHELDON: Good morning.   

AMY: Good morning. I know today is Apple Jacks day…

AMY TURNS AND SHAKES CEREAL BOX

AMY: But we’re all out.

SHELDON (unconcerned): That’s fine. I’ll have anything.

AMY (Shocked): Really?

SHELDON: Yeah, you know, whatev.

AMY (smiles) Whatev? I like this side of you.

SHELDON: You know what I like? Smooth jazz.

SHELDON PULLS OUT FLUGLEHORN, START’S PLAYING “RISE”

AMY LOOKS ON IN DISBELIEF AT FIRST, THEN STARTS MOVING

 

DREAM RESET TO

AMY AND SHELDON’S BEDROOM

(Amy, Sheldon)

SHELDON ASLEEP, DREAMING MAKING FLUGLEHORN SOUNDS.  AMY, AWAKE, LISTENING.

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE C

WOLOWITZ KITCHEN

(Howard, Bernadette)

HOWARD SITTING AT TABLE, EATING. BERNADETTE WALKS FROM STOVE TO COUNTER, GETS AND BUTTERS TOAST.

BERNADETTE: Hey, just a reminder I’m going out for drinks after work.

HOWARD: Great.  Just a reminder, you’re pregnant.

BERNADETTE: I’m not drinking, just taking a new co-worker out.

HOWARD(guffaws): Just a reminder, you’re married.

BERNADETTE: A female co-worker. She’s new in town, and I want to make her feel welcome. I let her know the office is full of liars before everyone tells her I’m mean.

HOWARD: Is she single?

BERNADETTE: I’m not setting her up with Raj.

HOWARD: What about Stewart.

BERNADETTE: Are you listening? I want her to think I’m not mean.

HOWARD: Okay, well, it’s just we have two single friends.

BERNADETTE WALKS FROM COUNTER TO TABLE, SITS.

BERNADETTE: Howie, I just met this woman. Why don’t I wait a little and get to know her.  Maybe I won’t like her, and then I’d be happy to ruin her life with Stewart or Raj.

HOWARD(in a whisper): That’s all I ask.   

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE D

APT 4A, AT ISLAND

(Amy, Leonard, Penny).

AMY SITTING, LEONARD, PENNY STANDING, DRINKING COFFEE.

AMY: So, you guys lived with Sheldon for a long time.

LEONARD: Long time.

PENNY:  So very long.

LEONARD: By the way, congratulation again on your engagement.

PENNY: Yeah, you got a good one.

AMY: Thanks, so it’s strange. Sheldon was talking in his sleep last night, and he seemed like a totally different person. He was relaxed, and loose, and calm.

LEONARD: Sheldon is a complicated man.

AMY: He said, whatev.

LEONARD: Get him a brain scan, that might be a tumor.   

AMY: I think the wedding planning is really stressful for him. And, that can trigger sleep talking.

PENNY: Maybe this is part of Sheldon’s personality he’s been repressing. I think we dream about things we wish we could be in real life.

AMY: Really, what do you dream about?

PENNY: Oh…uh…yo…being the wife of Leonard, mostly that.    

LEONARD: I choose to believe you.   

AMY: As much as we’ve studied the brain, there’s still a lot we don’t know about dreams and their function.  You know, even psychologists are divided on it.

LEONARD: It’s true, Freud thought dreams were about sex. Adler thought they were about dominance.

PENNY: Then again, mine are just about being married to this little guy.

LEONARD: Okay, now it’s just edging into mockery.

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE E

INSIDE A BAR

(Bernadette, Ruchi)

BOTH AT TABLE, WITH DRINKS

RUCHI: Well, moving to a new city was a little scary.  But the job seems great.  Everyone really nice

BERNADETTE: Oh, they are. Super nice. I mean only one of them took you out tonight, but it’s not a competition.

RUCHI: Thanks again. You know we could have gone somewhere more pregnancy friendly.

BERNADETTE: Oh, it’s okay.  One of the great things about being pregnant is drinking cranberry juice out of a wine glass, and watching people freak out.

RAJ AND STEWART ENTER THE BAR, RAJ WAVES

RAJ: Bernie.

BERNADETTE(disgusted): Oh, damn.

RAJ AND STEWART WALK UP TO THE TABLE

STUART: Hey, what are the odds?

BERNADETTE(frustrated): Yeah, seren-frigging-dipity.

RAJ: Hello, Rajesh.

STUART: Stuart

RUCHI: Hi, Ruchi.

BERNADETTE: Ruchi is my co-worker. But, that was probably in your briefing packet.

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE F

APT 4B

(Sheldon)

SHELDON IS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE, NEXT TO THE WHITE BOARD NEAR THE DOOR.  AMY ENTERS THROUGH FRONT DOOR

AMY: Hi

AMY PUTS PURSE ON COUCH

SHELDON(dejectedly): Hello.

AMY: What’s wrong?

AMY WALKS TO KITCHEN

SHELDON(still dejectedly): I found the perfect wedding date.

AMY WALKS TO SHELDON

AMY (excidedly): That’s terrific.

SHELDON(still dejectedly): No, it’s not. It was May 19, 1996. We would have had a lovely wedding. And our honeymoon would have coincided with the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet

AMY: Sheldon, you were sixteen.

SHELDON(frustrated):And in Texas, no one would have batted an eye.  Oh, wait, it’s no good, that’s the day that John Pertwee, the third Dr Who, died.

AMY: And it’s in the past

SHELDON:Hey, hey, I said it’s no good, just let it go.

AMY AND SHELDON WALK TO COUCH, SIT.

AMY: Sheldon, I appreciate you trying to make this wedding perfect.  But, it’s making you miserable.

SHELDON: The wedding isn’t making me miserable, the calendar is. Why can’t there just be one week, each month, for famous people to die.   

AMY: Well, they’ve already arranged to die in threes, what more do you want from them.

SHELDON: It’s so frustrating.  Why can’t I find the perfect date?  I found the perfect way to say hi to cowboys.

SHELDON MAKES A FINGER GUN, POINTS IT, WINKS, AND MAKES TWO CLICKING SOUNDS WITH HIS MOUTH. THEN WALKS OVER TO THE WHITE BOARD. AMY FOLLOWS.

AMY: I’m just saying, maybe there’s a part of you, deep down, that just wants to relax a little.  You know, kick back, say, whatev.

SHELDON: Whatev? I’m sorry, you’re really not going to finish that a word?

AMY: I’m just trying to make a point…

SHELDON: Finish the word Amy.

AMY(frustrated): Fine, er.

SHELDON TURNS BACK TO THE WHITEBOARD

AMY(frustrated): Er, er, er.

SHELDON TURNS BACK AS AMY WALKS TOWARD BEDROOM

SHELDON: Thank you. But now you owe me three more whatevs.

AMY CLOSES BEDROOM DOOR

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE G

INSIDE A BAR

(Ruchi, Bernadette, Raj, Stuart)

ALL FOUR AT TABLE WITH DRINKS.

RAJ:  Oh, you were born in Trivandrum have you every been to the Kuthira Mālikai Palace.

RUCHI: No, I haven’t.

RAJ: Me either, what a small world.

BERNADETTE LOOKS DISGUSTED.

STUART:  I’ve also never been there. I’ve never been lots of places, go on, quiz me.

RUCHI: I’m sorry, we’re being rude, talking about India.

RAJ: Oh, yeah, you know, if you and Bernadette want to talk about America, that’s cool with us. Here, let me get you started. (Raj speaks in a bad American accent), Hamburgers, am I right?

BERNADETTE AGAIN LOOKS DISGUSTED.

RUCHI: So, what do you guys do?

RAJ: Well, I’m an astrophysicist, so if you ever go out at night, and look up at the stars, it’s kinda my office.

RAJ POINTS AT STUART.

RAJ: He sells comic books to children.

STUART:  Actually, I own my own store. Uh, i…i…if you’d like to check it out sometime, I’m running a new promotion. Buy anything, get taken out for a reasonably priced dinner.

RAJ: Yah, yah, Stuart’s struggling financially, But, he doesn’t let that get him down, he believes in himself, even though the whole world has made it clear, he should not.

STUART: Thank you.  And, you know, Raj, I think it’s great you no longer live off your parents, like a spoiled child.  You live over someones garage, like a failed adult.

RAJ: Yah, well you live with her.

RAJ POINTS AT BERNADETTE. RUCHI RAISES AN EYEBROW AND LOOKS AT BERNADETTE.

BERNADETTE: Oh, it’s not like that. He rents a room from me and my husband.  Who, by the way, is no prize either.

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE H

APARTMENT 4B BEDROOM

(Amy, Sheldon)

SHELDON IS ASLEEP, TALKING

SHELDON: Oh, I don’t care. You know me, I just go with the flow.

CAMERA PULLS BACK, TO SHOW AMY USING HER PHONE TO RECORD SHELDON.

SHELDON: Beach, public pool, they both sound awesome.

AMY LOOKS CONFUSED

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE J

APARTMENT 4A

(Amy, Leonrd, Penny)

AMY ON COUCH, IN SHELDON’S SPOT.  LEONARD AND PENNY IN CHAIRS, LISTENING TO AMY’S PHONE, SHELDON TALKING.

SHELDON (on phone): On second thought, beach.  I’d like to befriend a seagull.

LEONARD: That is crazy.

PENNY: Yeah.  Will you email that to me?

LEONARD: Have you played this for him?

AMY: No, I’m worried he’ll say I violated his privacy. Listen how happy he sounds.

SHELDON (on phone): I’m up for anything, as long as I’m with you.

SHELDON ENTERS THROUGH FRONT DOOR

SHELDON: What are you listening to?

AMY TURNS OFF PHONE

AMY: Nothing.

SHELDON SIT’S ON ARM, NEAREST THE DOOR

SHELDON: Oh, come on, I want to hear.

AMY TURNS PHONE ON

SHELDON (on phone): We don’t need GPS, just see where the road takes us.

SHELDON: I see why you turned it off, that guy sounds like an idiot.

PENNY: Honey, that’s you.

SHELDON: Don’t be silly.  My voice is deep and sonorous. Like a caucasian James Earl Jones.  Luke, I am your father, see.

AMY: It is you, I recorded you in your sleep.

SHELDON (on phone): Oh, look, a hitchhiker.  I bet he has some interesting stories.

WHILE LISTENING, SHELDON GET A LOOK OF DISBELIEF ON HIS FACE.

SHELDON: That’s me?

AMY: It’s you.

SHELDON(angrily): So, you spied on me, in my sleep?

AMY: Sheldon, I’m sorry.  You’ve been doing this every night. I couldn’t help but wonder if it meant something.

SHELDON: Well, it doesn’t.

SHELDON STANDS, AND WALKS TOWARD THE DOOR.  AMY STANDS WALKS TOWARD SHELDON.

AMY: Are you sure? I mean the pre-frontal cortex regulates impulse control. So it’s plausible, that when we’re asleep, aspects of our personality that we repress, might come out.

SHELDON(angrily): Don’t try to put science lipstick on your new age pig.  And, for the record, you make noises when you sleep. But, I’ve never accused you of repressing your inner chainsaw.

SHELDON LEAVES APARTMENT, SLAMS DOOR.  AMY PUTS UP HER HANDS IN DEFEAT.

LEONARD: If you want me to object at your wedding, just give me one of these.

LEONARD RUBS HIS NOSE, AND NODS.

FADEOUT ON DEJECTED AMY

END ACT 1

 

 

ATOM CUT TO

ACT 2

SCENE K

COMIC BOOK STORE

(Howard, Leonard)

HOWARD, LEONARD LOOKING THROUGH COMIC BOOKS.

HOWARD (smiling): This picture of Galactus eating a planet, looks like my prego wife, destroying a coffee cake.

HOWARD HANDS LEONARD THE COMIC BOOK.

LEONARD(laughing): Oh, yeah, I see it.

STUART, RAJ ENTER FROM THE BACK ROOM.

RAJ:  I’m just saying, you should bow out.

STUART:  Why should I bow out?

RAJ: Uh, because, we all know how this is going to end.

STUART: That’s what my doctor said, too, but I’m still here.

RAJ: Okay, look, I…I…I think that she and I have more in common.

STUART: Because, your Indian? So, just cause she’s brown, you get to date her?

RAJ:  Yes. (beat) and the next time we meet a woman who’s pale and cadaver like, she’s all yours.

STUART WALKS OVER TO HOWARD, RAJ FOLLOWS

STUART: Howard, Bernadette was there last night, did she say anything when she got home?

HOWARD:  Yeah, she said why’d you tell those idiots where I was, thanks a lot.

RAJ:  How about we flip a coin.

LEONARD: Hang on, doesn’t this girl get a word in all of this?  And isn’t that word, no?

STUART: Ruchi said she wanted to hang out with both of us, why don’t we just do that?

RAJ:  Fine. Let's hang out as friends, and see what happens.

LEONARD:  And, if something grows out of it, just worry about it then.

STUART: Also, what my doctor said.

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE L

LAUNDRY ROOM

(Sheldon)

SHELDON STARTING A WASHING MACHINE, PENNY ENTERS.

PENNY:  Hey, this isn’t your laundry night.

SHELDON:  I know, laundry on a Wednesday.  The madness my life has become.

PENNY WALKS OVER TO WASHING MACHING, STARTS LOADING LAUNDRY. SHELDON WALKS TO FOLDING TABLE STARTS FOLDING CLOTHES..

PENNY:  Why is this sleep talking thing bothering you anyway?   

SHELDON: It’s simple.  I don’t like the idea that my mind might be keeping an entire personality from me.  Dr Jekyll’s other personality was Mr Hyde.  Mr Hyde, he didn’t even have a post-graduate degree.

PENNY STARTS MACHINE, PUTS SOAP IN BASKET, AND WALKS OVER TO SHELDON

PENNY:  Is it possible that you’re stressed, because you’re scared about getting married? I mean it is a big change, and you’re not good with little changes.

SHELDON:  Welp, that’s nonsense.  You name one little change, I was upset with.

PENNY:  Uhhhhh, when they changed the green Skittle from lime to apple.

SHELDON:  That is not the rainbow I grew up tasting.

PENNY:  All right, fine, let’s start over. Is it possible that the sleep talking is a part of your brain that’s telling you everything is going to be okay, and you just need to relax a little?

SHELDON: So, you’re proposing that the self is an illusion, and that we actually have multiple centers of consciousness, that are communicating with one another?  

PENNY:  In layman’s terms, yeah.

SHELDON:  Huh, interesting. So, you don’t believe there’s a Cartesian self, that underlies the flux of experience.

PENNY:  Maybe in my twenties, not anymore.

SHELDON:  Okay, well assuming you’re right, what would you suggest I do?

PENNY:  Well, I would start with something small. See if it makes your life any better. Ahhh, you could learn to meditate, take a yoga class,

SHELDON:  You know, I have always been intrigued by flip-flops. The official footwear of the laid back fellow.

PENNY:  Okay, sure.   

SHELDON:  Of course, if my feet are going to be exposed, I’ll need to update my tetanus booster.  

PENNY:  Oh yeah, makes sense.

PENNY WALKS OVER TO WASHING MACHINE, PICKS UP BASKET

SHELDON: And while I’m there, I may as well get a flu shot, and a mole check

   PENNY: Sure.  You know, I’ve never had a mole check.

SHELDON: Ooooff, well, it’s been nice knowing ya.

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE M

INSIDE BAR, AT BAR.

(RAJ, RUCHI)

RAJ ACCEPTING DRINKS FROM BARTENDER, HANDS ONE TO RUCHI.

RAJ: Here you go.

RUCHI:  Thank you. It’s too bad Stuart couldn’t make it.  He seemed fun.

RAJ: Oh, he is, I love him dearly. Not to say that I don’t worry about him.

RUCHI: What’s to worry about?

RAJ: You know what?  I’m talking out of school.

RAJ, RUCHI PAUSE FOR TWO BEATS, TURN TO FACE BAR.

RAJ: Speaking of which, he’s allowed to live near them now.

RUCHI’S EYES WIDEN, SHE LOOKS SHOCKED, STUART ENTERS.

STUART: Hey, guys.

RUCHI: Oh, great Stuart, you’re here.

RAJ (in sotto voice): Yeah, Stuart, I didn’t think you were going to make it.

STUART: Mmmmmmm, yeah, I believe that.

[SFX] RUCHI’S PHONE.  RUCHI ANSWERS

RUCHI: Sorry guys, it’s work, I’ve got to take it.  I’m so glad you made it Stuart.

RAJ (sarcastically): Oh, yeah, so glad.

RUCHI WALKS AWAY. STUART WATCHS HER LEAVE, TURNS TO RAJ

STUART: I can’t believe you went behind my back

RAJ: Which clearly means I want this more.

STUART: You want a play a game of “who’s more desperate” with me?  Cause you’re in the big leagues now, bucko.

RAJ: Look, look, Ruchi and I are really hitting it off. Please, let me just have this one.

STUART: I’m not going anywhere.  I’m like a fungus you can’t get rid of.

RUCHI RETURNS, PUTS PHONE IN HER PURSE.

RUCHI: Sorry.  So, what’s going on?

RAJ: Oh, you just missed Stuart’s funny story about the fungus he can’t get rid of.

STUART(frustrated)  Raj didn’t tell me about tonight, so he could be alone with you.

RUCHI: Really? That’s a little weird.

RAJ: Just a little?  Because I can work with that.

RUCHI: Look guys, I’m not interested in dating anyone right now. I’m just looking to make some friends,

RAJ: Yeah, I totally understand.  But if you were going to date someone, would it be me, or Stuart.

RUCHI: I think I’m going to go.

RUCHI STARTS TO WALK AWAY. STUART STEPS TOWARD HER, STOPS HER

STUART: Ah, ah, ah, Ruchi, I’m sorry. If you still want to hang out as friends, I’d like that.

RUCHI: Thanks Stuart, I’d like that too.

RUCHI LEAVES. STUART TURNS TOWARD RAJ

STUART: And the fungus is under the toenail.

 

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE N

APARTMENT 4B

DOOR OPENS, SHELDON WALKS IN ONE FOOT IN HIS MESSENGER BAG, HIS OTHER FOOT WRAPE IN A T-SHIRT. CLOTHES AND FACE DIRTY.  LOOKS SHOCKED.

CUT TO

AMY AT ISLAND, TYPING ON HER COMPUTER.

CUT TO

SHELDON LOOKING AT AMY

SHELDON: Hello

AMY: He

SHELDON: So, um…

SHELDON CLOSES DOOR

SHELDON: I ah, (2 beats), I got flip-flops.

AMY: Good for you.

AMY TURNS TO SEE SHELDON.

AMY: Oh my God, what happened?

AMY GOES TOWARD SHELDON. SHELDON GOES TOWARD AMY

SHELDON: After I got the flip-flops, I realized the tops of my feet were exposed, so um…I…I put on some sunscreen…

AMY, SHELDON SIT ON COUCH

…which caused my feet to become slippery, and predictably, one of them fell off and went down a sewer grate.  Now, normally, I would have walked away.  But, this is a new laidback me.

So, instead of getting upset, I just reached down to grab it. That’s when I touched something furry. Which I’m telling myself, was a damp, toupee. When the toupee licked my hand, I screamed, and hopped down the street on my remaining flip-flop.

AMY: Can I just ask…

SHELDON:  This is a long story, why don’t we please save your questions till the end. So, I…I finally came upon a bus bench, where I sat and removed one of my shirts, and fashioned it, into a makeshift shoe.

SHELDON PUTS FOOT WITH SHIRT ON IT, ON THE COFFEE TABLE

SHELDON: Not a waterproof shoe, that is relevant to the next part of my story. The ankle deep puddle, of warm apple juice.

AMY: (3 beats) Apple juice?

SHELDON: Maybe, maybe not. (2 beats) I’m telling myself a lot of things, Amy.

AMY: What happened to your other flip-flop?

SHELDON:  Oh…whe…that involves, what I’m telling myself was a melted candy bar.

AMY: I…I…I’m sorry.  Is there anything I can do to help?

SHELDON: Yes, I want you to be in charge of our wedding. Just…you tell me where and when, and I will show up with a boutonnière, in close toed shoes, and a Star Trek uniform underneath my tuxedo.  That last part is non-negotiable.

AMY: Are you sure that’s what you want?

SHELDON:As sure as I’m about to go bath in Purell.

AMY: I love you,

AMY, SHELDON HUG

SHELDON:  I love you, too.

AMY: You know, ever since I was a young girl, I…I’ve dreamed of a June wedding, maybe on a cliff, overlooking the ocean, at sunset.

SHELDON: (2 beats) Sure. Sounds wonderful.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go clean up.

SHELDON WALKS TOWARD THE BEDROOM, AMY GOES TO HER COMPUTER

SHELDON: Outdoor wedding, I know what I’ll be using that cliff for.

FADEOUT

END OF ACT 2

 

TAG

ATOM CUT TO

SCENE P

APARTMENT 4B BEDROOM

(Amy, Sheldon)

AMY AND SHELDON ASLEEP.

DREAM CUT TO

STYLIZED IMAGE OF SHELDON’S BRAIN.

(Head Sheldon, Science Sheldon, Texas Sheldon,     Germaphobe Sheldon, Fan-Boi Sheldon, Germaphobe Sheldon, Humorous Sheldon, Laid Back Sheldon.)

HEAD SHELDON DRESSED AS SHELDON NORMALLY IS DRESSED.

HEAD SHELDON: I call this meeting of the council of Sheldon’s to order.  Let’s take roll.  Science Sheldon.

SCIENCE SHELDON DRESSED AS SHELDON, WITH WHITE LAB COAT

SCIENCE SHELDON: Present.

HEAD SHELDON: Texas Sheldon.

TEXAS SHELDON DRESSED AS COWBOY, WITH FLASH TSHIRT, PUSHES HAT BACK.

TEXAS SHELDON: Howdy

HEAD SHELDON: Fan-boi Sheldon

FAN-BOI SHELDON DRESSED AS SPOCK, MAKES VULCAN HAND SIGN.

FAN-BOI SHELDON: Greetings

HEAD SHELDON: Germaphobe Sheldon

SHELDON DRESSED IN FULL CONTAINMENT SUIT, RAISE HAND.

GERMAPHOBE SHELDON: Say it, don’t spray it.

HUMOROUS SHELDON, DRESSED AS SHELDON, WITH RED CLOWN NOSE AND HONKING BIKE HORN

HUMOROUS SHELDON: Where’s Jock Sheldon? (laughs).

HEAD SHELDON: Not the time Humorous Sheldon.

HUMOROUS SHELDON FROWNS, LOOKS SAD. CAMERA CUT TO VIEW ALL SHELDONS SITTING, WITH ONE EXTRA SHELDON

HEAD SHELDON: Ok, new business.  Do we grant Laidback Sheldon, a seat on the council?

LAIDBACK SHELDON DRESSED IN FLIP-FLOPS, SHORTS, AND A HAWAIIAN SHIRT  WITH A FRUIT, DRINK WITH UMBRELLA

LAIDBACK SHELDON: Hey, whatever you guys want. I’m just chillin, like Bob Dylan.

LAIDBACK SHELDON TAKES DRINK FROM STRAW.

SCIENCE SHELDON: Negative.

TEXAS SHELDON: Heck no.

GERMAPHOBE SHELDON: I don’t feel well.

LAIDBACK SHELDON MOVES AWAY FROM GERMAPHOBE SHELDON.  HUMOROUS SHELDON LOOKS MAD, SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND HONKS HORN.

FAN-BOI SHELDON POINTS AT HUMOROUS SHELDON.

FAN-BOI SHELDON: Can we kick him out too?

CUT TO

VIEW OF ALL THE SHELDONS

BLACKOUT

END OF TAG

RUN END CREDITS

END OF SHOW

 

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